nostalgic-heaven: “but your opinion was different a month ago” oh my god, you’re absolutely right learning, growing and changing the way you think is completely unnaceptable i’m sorry for not being an immutable cunt
uptownquirrells: tumbl-rarity: slytherlocked: femtaktfilosofi: I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name #same with Robert Downey Jr and Joseph Gordon Levitt and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
thehalfassvegetarian: i-choose-fit: fightblr: flaming-scrotum: muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings fashion Now is the time to reblog this. I’ve been awaiting this picture. Hahaha I can’t help it. The irony. This just made my day.
ameliaslastgoodbye: one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe
Man: and what's slow?
Boy: my grandma's slow
Man: would you like her better if she were fast?
Boy: I bet she would like it if she were fast
Man: maybe give her some turbo boosters
Boy: tape a cheetah to her back
shit-wentz: if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces